Clayvis

withthebarenecessities:

Literal Disney movie posters

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Today at the Disney Store

Woman yelling at her daughter: For God's sake, you are 23 and you DO NOT need a Pooh stuffed animal.

Daughter: I want it and I'm buying it.

Woman: This is ridiculous.

Me: If it makes you feel any better, I'm 19 and I just bought a doll for myself.

All the other CMs: Yeah, you're never too old for Disney.

And the random guy in line with an entire Vinylmation box: To be honest, these are for me.

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fuckyeahbostonterriers:

Diesel likes to nibble of fingers and noses. It backfired on him

Me Whenever I Join a New Fandom or Ship:

takingtheangeltoisengard:

vivianandhersocalledlife:

fleeingthemundane:

That’s it. That’s tumblr.

this is surprisingly accurate

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bookninja4:

politicsandhandgrenades:

“Just do good”

this is literally what i have been saying since i was born

four for you Pope Francis, you go Pope Francis

I’m so happy right now.

This is it. The nexus point of happiness. Nobody should give a flying fart about what you do/don’t believe in. Just do good!

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timelordparadise:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

hyper-intelligent-shade-of-blue:

alexandriaknight:

OH MY GOD! THE DOCTOR QUOTED ALICE IN WONDERLAND

this is the guy who quoted the lion king while confronting the sycorax and says he’s a space gandalf

He also used Harry Potter to fight off witches from space.

I really want him to say ‘companions. Assemble!’ one day

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yeahdollface:

hey-sass-butt:

cucumbereyes:

supernatural—std:

you-cant-stop-the-moriparty:

klondike-bar-girl:

musicalenchantment:

I can never not reblog this.

~~I am that fan.~~

50,000 notes!

AMY YOU ARE BEST. AND YOU ARE FAMOUS.

forever reblog. i think deep down we all feel like that fan.

He just hangs his head in shame as he realizes he walked straight into that one and completely deserved it XD

I don’t watch the show but this is so funny

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thepoopqueen:

thegodamill:

Dictionary definition of rape: forced sexual contact

Feminist definition of rape: accidental eye contact

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aepicstranger:

thisretrodreamisneverending:

In physics the other day my teacher started having this coughing fit

so he says ‘I THINK SATAN IS CHOKING ME’

and I just went ‘Sorry’ and he stopped coughing

omg I think everyone in my class is terrified now.

i am still laughing at this from like twenty minutes ago

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